...I heard myself exclaim. 1/6th of 2011 has been dedicated to annals of history and I haven't accomplished a dad-blamed thing! I'm doing more with less at work, which translates into the fact that it's sloooowly killing me. I haven't done the exceptional things I want to do as a husband, a father, a brother or a son. I'm getting fatter and lazier by the day and don't care as much as I should. To be honest with you, I don't even feel that good these days.
And to top it all off, I really don't even have a topic that goes with this picture. In a self-deprecating way I just thought it was funny.