"What makes you think I did anything with the camera? I think you had it last", she says.
"No I didn't. Maybe it's at your Mom's house. You know how cluttered it is there", I said.
"If it was at my Mom's house we would not have been able to download the snow pictures. Think back to when you last had it", she says, in a manner which I view as quite condescending.
"Well, I am thinking of where I last had it, which is why I am certain you had it last, smarty pants."
(Pause) "Alan, did you leave it in the outside pocket of the cooler, which is where I last saw you with it? Hmmmm?"
(Longer pause) "I suppose that's possible", I say.
Upon my return, I took this picture. I hate it when she's right...and she's always right.