Fresh, never frozen
"Dude, you got a bug on you."
Wait, here's a better one:Dung Beetle 1: "Ewww, what's this crap?"Dung Beetle 2: "Reari" (my word verification word)
Forced to choose, Haji inadvertently popped the Mesopotamian Stink Bug into his mouth and began to chew. The rest of bugs just watched in horror from their perch on Haji's shirt.
Bob thought he had been cool coming to Shea Stadium with the Beatles. But they only laughed. He's show them. Oh boy, he would definitely show them.
Center Beetle: "I drink your milkshake!"
Top beetle: "Ok, give me your dung or I shove this thing in your jugular. How's it coming back there, Herb?"
Sandeep rethinks his habit of avoiding deoderant.
That's a good one, Jay. I don't have anything funny to say. I just saw that the word verification was "sandb" and I had to enter something. Karma.
Being a model for Gary Larson art is hard work!
Have I got something on me?
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